BRETTISTIC
THE STORY OF BRETTISTIC
BRETTISTIC ate his poop this morning, he thought it was chocolate.
BRETTISTIC doesn’t like poop, he likes chocolate
Tokenomics
CA: 0x8b193f00d8a77484df1452890472af357f60ad4d
Taxes
0%
Buy Tax
0%
Sell Tax
Name
BRETTISTIC
Contract
Renounced
Symbol
BRETTISTIC
Liquidity
Burn
Network
BASE
Total Supply
1, 000, 000, 000
BRETTISTIC
Mission
To Spread Brettisticism and make everyone Rich. Here at BRETTISTIC we believe that money isn’t everything, it’s the only thing. This institution was based on the foundation that being rich is not only for the Saudi Princes, but for those who can grab life by the nuts and make it your bitch. Our founder once said “I have been a rich man and I have been a poor man, and I choose rich every fuckin’ time.” Being rich is having the freedom to move to Africa and liberate a village if you feel like it. You can’t move to Africa if you’re living in the suburbs working a deadbeat job with a wife that’s a 5 (at best). At BRETTISTIC, we take all these factors into consideration and aim to not only fix your shitty life, but to fully transform you from beta to BRETTISTIC.
ROADMAP
Phase 1
- Ditch your ugly wife
- Leave your shitty apartment
- Buy BRETTISTIC
Phase 2
- Quit your job
- Liberate a random African village
- Have a statue in your honor
Phase 3
- Fill your wallet with fun coupons
- Obtain new wife that’s a 10
- Become Saudi prince rich
How to buy
Fund your BASE wallet
Have ETH in your BASE wallet to switch to BRETTISTIC. If you don’t have any ETH, you can buy directly on metamask, transfer from another wallet, or buy on another exchange and send it to your wallet.
Connect to Uniswap
Connect to Uniswap. Go to app.uniswap.org in google chrome or on the browser inside your Metamask app. Connect your wallet. Paste the BRETTISTIC token address into Uniswap, select BRETTISTIC, and confirm. When Metamask prompts you for a wallet signature, sign
Swap ETH for BRETTISTIC
We have ZERO taxes so you don’t need to worry about buying with a specific slippage, although you may need to set slippage during times of market volatility
BRETTISTIC
Disclaimer
BERT IS AUTISTIC. The value of cryptocurrencies may go down as well as up. Profits may be subject to capital gains or other taxes applicable in your jurisdiction.
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